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Dear D2 Iron Banner Player: You Must Absolutely Do This

Dear all players of Iron Banner everywhere: If you ever play the Leviathan map, please, for the love of all things, you — ~~ M-U-S-T ~~ A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y ~~ 1. Capture A as highest possible priority. If A is not captured, … Continue reading

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Sonnet Sunday for 2018-0203 / DS-001: Olympic Challenges

I decided to start off on an Olympics theme, given the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang will soon begin. See this introduction for concerns about sonnet form =) The winter games will shortly come to pass; I have no way … Continue reading

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Whether “apart” vs “a part” is Grammatically Apposite

Lately I have been seeing a lot of people use “apart” to appear to mean “together.” For example, “I have wanted to be apart of this group for a long time,” to which I would snicker and ask them if … Continue reading

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Bungie Update Fanfic: Crafting D2 ‘thehomeland’ Build

This is a fanfic of the Bungie Update, a kind of web-log of various fixes and additions to the game Destiny 2. The thehomeland build is a dream-build of the D2 game, that XB1 gamertag thehomeland wishes could happen to … Continue reading

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Bungie Update Fanfic: Crafting D2 ‘thehomeland’ Build

This is a fanfic of the Bungie Update, a kind of web-log of various fixes and additions to the game Destiny 2. The thehomeland build is a dream-build of the D2 game, that XB1 gamertag thehomeland wishes could happen to … Continue reading

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Keanu Reeves Motorcycle Squarespace Ad: ZAMM Literary Reference?

Making the YT pre-roll rounds lately has been a Squarespace ad, “Should You Make A Website? Here’s Why Keanu Reeves Did.” The ad stars KR as a motorcyclist debating with himself about whether to create a motorcycling website for a … Continue reading

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Keanu Reeves Motorcycle Squarespace Ad: ZAMM Literary Reference?

Making the YT pre-roll rounds lately has been a Squarespace ad, “Should You Make A Website? Here’s Why Keanu Reeves Did.” The ad stars KR as a motorcyclist debating with himself about whether to create a motorcycling website for a … Continue reading

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Dreamed Dance Style: Gel Tapping

Moments ago, I woke from a dream about a sport new to me called Gel Tapping, which I was looking up on YouTube in the dream and deciding to follow the career of one particular performer who was quite talented … Continue reading

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Master List of Star Wars + Disney Combined Title Puns

Star Wars, Episode VII: The Wizards of Waverly Starbase It’s a Parent Trap! The Emperor’s New Groove Still Has A Hole At The End Return from/Race to Wedge Mountain TIE Story The Lightsaber in the Stone (or in the Binks) … Continue reading

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Master List of Quicker Than/ Faster Than -Jokes

Here is a list of several of the best “Quicker than a..” or “Faster than a..” one-liners that I made up or found online. I was trying to come up with something funny for a Facebook comment about how quickly … Continue reading

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