Category Archives: Tom Swifty Tuesday

“The Windbreaker Club will now come to order,” Tom met with disgust. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes … Continue reading →

“I don’t have any extra money to give you, waiter,” Tom said, tipping his hat. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of … Continue reading →

“I don’t have any extra money to give you, waiter,” Tom said, tipping his hat. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of … Continue reading →

“It’s the night before my graduate record exam!” Tom grieved. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit … Continue reading →

My hemorrhoids can run circles around yours, and that’s just the way I like it,” Tom prolapsed. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the … Continue reading →

“Loads of Tom Swifty jokes are listed here,” Tom enumerated. Not all of them are great. Credit given if known, but due to the short nature of the joke and how simplistic the gag/pun is, more than one person will … Continue reading →