“I hate when switches turn off when flipped up,” Tom insisted upon.
Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit for submitting it.. It’s Tom Swifty Tuesday!
“___________,” Tom _____.
The word(s) in the first blank are words Tom has spoken.
The word(s) in the second blank describe how Tom spoke,
but is also a pun on what is spoken.
Below are any tweeted submissions that have gotten the most likes, and a personal favorite:
Personal favorite submission:
— [ablest] [mage] (@ablestmage) February 12, 2018
Most liked submission: