Category Archives: Tom Swifty Tuesday

“Plllleeeeeeaaase let me play healer this time!” Tom begged for mercy. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with … Continue reading →

“I’ll start off by playing this 2 of clubs,” Tom introduced. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with … Continue reading →

“I generally only exempt the better deals,” Tom waved goodbye. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit … Continue reading →

“The 440-meter relay always gets me so worked up,” Tom race-baited. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with … Continue reading →

“Will you accept this two-finger salute?” Tom offered as a gesture of peace. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty … Continue reading →

“I always bet on the jockey with the 420 emblem,” Tom highhorsed. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes … Continue reading →

“I left my veneers on the Gutenberg,” Tom grilled the press. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with … Continue reading →

“Put Mayhew on the horn,” Tom competed. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit for submitting it.. … Continue reading →

“Theodore! Put lots of red ink his term paper,” Tom marketed. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with … Continue reading →

“I can’t go to work today,” Tom said, homesick. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit for … Continue reading →