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“This is Theodore before the genital surgery,” Tom predicted. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with credit for … Continue reading →

“I wish Stan could see me draw Raphael’s weapons,” Tom sighed longingly. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes … Continue reading →

“The ash becomes sedimentary rock over time,” Tom said, settling the matter. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes … Continue reading →

“I think I will stop tugging it for a while,” Tom debated. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes … Continue reading →

“I think I will stop tugging it for a while,” Tom debated. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes … Continue reading →

“My dish soap told me to take the plunge,” Tom said, leaping for joy. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom … Continue reading →

“My dish soap told me to take the plunge,” Tom said, leaping for joy. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom … Continue reading →

“This frier sure makes good hush puppies, Tom said, tucking in. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with … Continue reading →

“The lascivious woman sure is quiet today,” Tom thought in silence. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty Jokes with … Continue reading →

“Would you lower your net just a little?” Tom plead with the court. Come up with a better Tom Swifty joke than this, and your tweet will get featured on this post and added to the Masterlist of Tom Swifty … Continue reading →