This is an attempt at an exhaustive list of subjects spoken of on the podcast Dynamic Banter, hosted by Steve Zaragoza and Mike Falzone. Other wikis and documents have been attempted prior, but this one seeks to be exhaustive shy of the point of a full transcript, including all of their sponsors and promo codes. It will be a large undertaking, and will likely be in-progress for the foreseeable.

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The first episode came out May 20, 2016, so Episode 1 thru 49 will constitute the first year.

Title: “History Road”

Air Date: May 20, 2016 (2016-0520)

Episode Subjects: Welcome, Episode Juan, anything you do is history, Owen fixes everything, a podcast about us just talking, cheer up me, Cloverfeels, the buzz around the water cooler, rewind make no sense, ZZ Top, Back to the Future 3, Mike accidentally says History Road, Mostly Harmless show, measuring conversation in bars, things that could be cool in the future, bars-to-minute conversion, renaming the podcast to History Road, you hurt my friend Owen, usually you hear his mouth, might be kookies, History Road as a recurring segment, do you prefer road trips, not enjoying flying, airport security being nice sometimes, Mike's best airport worker story, Buffer Fest, Mike's birthday is October 23, at the very least you look like a stoner, the airport pat-down lady knew Mike's birthday and attendance of Buffer fest, Minority Report, Steve loves Canada, Steve Loves Austin, dead air with laughing, what is this podcast, when Steve went to Vancouver, gospel-singing airport directions worker at Canada airport, does anyone in airport security smile, Mike's security checkpoint story about getting put next to snooty rich people, the rich people talk to Zoya, Will and Steve “flip the switch,” Zoya is no-nonsense, HRP/USP peanuts, rewarding people for trying, make a minor change in your life where different people are in order to find friends, no one wants to talk to you in New York, Steve's near-infinite fuse, this is the problem with humanity, why Bill Murray moved to Connecticut, apathy intensifies at airports, Mike's test for whether you're a bad person, people in an airplane are like jerks in their own car, a hotdog is a tube of assholes, airport workers and teachers work in hell, Steve's family used to go to Vegas for summer vacation, sometimes Disney/ Vegas/ Lake Tahoe, Mike upsets Steve with an analogy about Walt Disney, Jim Henson's warm hands were up inside Kermit, it's big, Disney World is so big that some places have nothing to do, quantity over quality, Fieval's Leel Disney Town, at least thirty ride, Rockin' Roller Coaster queue has a recording booth with Aerosmith holograms, this is a Disney ride?, oops holograms, Beatles ride ideas: yellow submarine (Mike hates it), octopus's garden (Mike hates it), Steven Tyler says, where Ellen spoke about energy, Steve's Ellen impression, why Steve was impressed by the Ellen ride, Steve's sad time at Epcot, Steve meets a SourceFed who nervously changes the subject, Steve only just now realizes why the lady gave him a dinosaur, more Ellen impressions, Ellen's dream, we gotta get to the Aerosmith show, broadcasting this episode live, 1500 seats, ridiculous safety spiel, 32 minutes, starting a Cialis commercial with the side effects, at least it had air conditioning, more Ellen impressions, the whole theater is a giant ridiculous car, awful Martin Short movie about Canada, Owen put an entire sandwich in his mouth, change the password on the piano, tell us the biggest car you've ever been in, tell us your History Road, tweet at our twitter, tell us about all the assholes, tells us about how ridiculous the Ellen ride is, Mike proposes the Commentarium happening every month, some history about Cloverfeels commentary track, Steve is overcome with giggles, Mike's lofty goal for the podcast: doing a live version of it, hopefully one guy would laugh, see you next time.

Sponsors: none

History Roads: none

Title: “Bowling”

Air Date: May 27, 2016 (2016-0527)

Episode Subjects: working on a secret SourceFed project using GarageBand, some type of content, thought we were on James Camera, a good bowling name to use on screen, welcome to the podcast, we're seeing each other now, we'll be hitting out stride soon, Mike pitches the Commentarium as monthly, Steve's five year plan for the Commentarium, Mystery Science Theater 3000 sparked Steve's love of making fun of bad movies, Steve & friend Blake used to make fun of bad movies with friends with role assignments, think about a world where YouTuber's don't pitch you dumb stuff, it's a living, buy this pocket knife with my name on it, there she blows, commentary tracks just for ourselves, Steve's true fact: his bachelor party was to record a commentary track, Rifftrax, community of riffers could make funny commentaries, Steve & Will & Devon did a thing called Special Jokes for Mortal Kombat/ Mac & Me/ Masters of the Universe, hadn't dunnit sint, Commentarium is modern version of that idea, last episode of Cloverfeels is Cloverfield commentarium, Mike's advice that if you're not having fun people can tell and if you're having fun it gives people permission to have fun, Steve gets zazzled by Mike's dig at him, doing it over and over again makes it not what it was, Beatles broke up because of their business manager according to Paul, Mike's speculation about Beatles history, Mike obsessed over the Beatles, Steve loves the Martin Scorsese George Harrison documentary, William Haynes loves John Lennon, let's stop the show and watch it, Mike recommends watching a Harry Nielsen documentary, dead air, favorite George Harrison songs, This Song Is Just Six Words Long, Steve is amazed over how popular Weird Al is, Alpha Beta grocery store, it used to be unpopular to like Weird Al, the Fat song is maybe offensive now, were the actual heavy actors in it upset, everyone takes things differently, Megan is the first to call people out but also makes fat jokes, Steve embraces being the fat guy but struggles with it at the same time, Taco Bell is okay in moderation, not trying to promote unhealthy eating, hole of unhappiness, vicious cycle of eating, we're getting real deep, man-je, i ate a whole block of cheese, your body tells you, you wake up and a horse is licking you, they're gonna put in their body, Mike learns in the hospital you're barely you, one day you're in a bed recovering so it is important to be healthy, Mike had coffee with a funny person who favorites his stuff who started venting about his own downer stuff but tells him they are pretty good problems to have, there are no atheists in a foxhole, Regina Spectre, Steve loves the fundamentals of religion despite being an atheist, people feel invincible, Steve's grandpa almost didn't have a surgery because reasoned he was already old but felt he had a newfound lease but just abused it again, giving the surgeon silly advice while operating, Mike says Stone Cold Steve Austin says you can't outwork a bad diet, Steve never really watched wrestling but knew some characters, Steve had cliques in high school and hung out with goths and drama kids, goth kids would talk about wrestling too, nerd-dom is like a seven-layer dip, Mike doubts whether he belongs at SourceFed but realizes he is hard nerd about wrestling, the new breed of giver, wrestling fans have a look, a little doughy, waiting for sirens to go by, a good video game or bowling name, looking at the other bowling names, would never hang out with people putting real name, Billboard Baggins, Captain Eo, 45 minute buildup for this joke, good bowling name is Abraham LinkedIn, dead air giggling, Buzzfeed used Steve's Hodor meme uncredited, they saw value to post but didn't credit, I'll think of more jokes, resume 47:09

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History Roads:

Title: “Screaming Lady” Air Date: June 3, 2016 (2016-0602) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Hi-C Ecto Cooler” Air Date: June 14. 2016 (2016-0614) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Embroidered Quotes” Air Date: June 30, 2016 (2016-0630) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Bees” Air Date: July 8, 2016 (2016-0708) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Fall” Air Date: July 16, 2016 (2016-0716) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Small Gentlemen” Air Date: July 27, 2016 (2016-0727) Episode Subjects:

Title: “I thought we had done the weirdest one” Air Date: August 1, 2016 (2016-0801) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The First Time It Got Real! w/Andrew Delman & Bree Essrig” Air Date: August 8, 2016 (2016-0808) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Stackin' Breaks” Air Date: August 19, 2016 (2016-0809) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Magnets” Air Date: August 26, 2016 (2016-0826) Episode Subjects:

Title: “You Can't Eat Pretzels During A Podcast” Air Date: September 2, 2016 (2016-0902) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Most Polarizing Episode Ever” Air Date: September 9, 2016 (2016-0909) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The E.T. in a Dress in the Room” Air Date: September 16, 2016 (2016-0916) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Sex McFarmland presents: Escape Room Wedding” Air Date: September 22, 2016 (2016-0922) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Guess Which One Of Us Has A Migraine” Air Date: September 30, 2016 (2016-0930) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Mayor Of Earth w/a guest” Air Date: October 7, 2016 (2016-1007) Episode Subjects:

Title: “This episode is also about b's” Air Date: October 14, 2016 (2016-1014) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Duck For President” Air Date: October 21, 2016 (2016-1021) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The one About Sports” Air Date: October 28, 2016 (2016-1028) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Busy Boys” Air Date: November 4, 2016 (2016-1104) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Skeleton's Bones” Air Date: November 11, 2016 (2016-1111) Episode Subjects:

Title: “…Becomes a Large Man” Air Date: November 19, 2016 (2016-1119) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Baby De Beppo” Air Date: November 25, 2016 (2016-1125) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Baby's Breath” Air Date: December 2, 2016 (2016-1202) Episode Subjects:

Title: “That Time Owen Almost Died on a Live Stream” Air Date: December 9, 2016 (2016-1209) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Christmas Episode” Air Date: December 16, 2016 (2016-1216) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Commentarium - “BIG”” Air Date: December 23, 2016 (2016-1223) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Can We Come Back? w/ Elliot Morgan” Air Date: January 6, 2017 (2017-0106) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Ellen's Degenerates” Air Date: January 13, 2017 (2017-0113) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Story of the Hottest Recording Studio” Air Date: January 20, 2017 (2017-0120) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Worst Episode of Dynamic Banter” Air Date: January 27, 2017 (2017-0127) Episode Subjects:

Title: “50 Minutes of Solid Relationship Advice from a Married Couple” Air Date: February 3, 2017 (2017-0203) Episode Subjects:

Title: “You Could Put That on a Shirt” Air Date: February 10, 2017 (2017-0210) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Genetics Banter” Air Date: February 17, 2017 (2017-0217) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Singing Bowls and More Noises” Air Date: February 24, 2017 (2017-0224) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Dynamic Banter Jumps The Shark” Air Date: March 3, 2017 (2017-0303) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Life Ft. William Haynes” Air Date: March 10, 2017 (2017-0310) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The One Where We Lose Our Sponsors” Air Date: March 17, 2017 (2017-0317) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Who is Torty Cloud w/ Mackenzie Stith” Air Date: March 25, 2017 (2017-0325) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The One Where We Talk About SourceFed” Air Date: March 31, 2017 (2017-0331) Episode Subjects:

Title: “What's Wrong With Steve THIS time?” Air Date: April 7, 2017 (2017-0407) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Red Boobs” Air Date: April 14, 2017 (2017-0414) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Geese w/ Malcolm Barrett” Air Date: April 21, 2017 (2017-0421) Episode Subjects:

Title: “A 4-Boy P'Cast w/ Andrew Delman & Elliot Morgan” Air Date: April 28, 2017 (2017-0428) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Bad Dog” Air Date: May 5, 2017 (2017-0505) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Mike Agrees To Watch The Rocketeer with Steve” Air Date: May 12, 2017 (2017-0512) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Virtual Czechoslovakia Porn” Air Date: May 19, 2017 (2017-0519) Episode Subjects:

Title: “That Time Steve Almost Died” Air Date: May 26, 2017 (2017-0526) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Covfefe-one - Sparkle Pipes” Air Date: June 2, 2017 (2017-0602) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Doug on the Drums” Air Date: June 9, 2017 (2017-0609) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The One With Sam Bashor!” Air Date: June 16, 2017 (2017-0616) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Another One With William Haynes” Air Date: June 23, 2017 (2017-0623) Episode Subjects:

Title: “We love EDM and Fancy Cars!” Air Date: June 30, 2017 (2017-0630) Episode Subjects:

Title: “It's not even about the jerlury” Air Date: July 7, 2017 (2017-0707) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Tony Revolori From Spider-Man: Homecoming” Air Date: July 14, 2017 (2017-0714) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Dead Birds: LIVE from San Diego Comic Con” Air Date: July 21, 2017 (2017-0721) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Unboxing Podcast” Air Date: July 28, 2017 (2017-0728) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Actual Unboxing Podcast” Air Date: August 4, 2017 (2017-0804) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Nonchalant Nurse” Air Date: August 18, 2017 (2017-0818) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Spatial Awareness” Air Date: August 18, 2017 (2017-0818) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Importance of Personality” Air Date: August 25, 2017 (2017-0825) Episode Subjects:

Title: “TRILLIONS of Tic Tacs” Air Date: September 1, 2017 (2017-0901) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Mario Man” Air Date: September 8, 2017 (2017-0908) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Ruining Jokes with Nose Laughing” Air Date: September 15, 2017 (2017-0915) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Dynamic Banter Live! That Other Time Steve Almost Died” Air Date: September 22, 2017 (2017-0922) Episode Subjects:

Title: “William Haynes Almost Got His Car Towed” Air Date: September 29, 2017 (2017-0929) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Workspace with Elliott Morgan” Air Date: October 6, 2017 (2017-1006) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Oh-NO-carina” Air Date: October 13, 2017 (2017-1013) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Two Men and a Little Girl Baby ft Candace Carrizales” Air Date: October 20, 2017 (2017-1020) Episode Subjects:

Title: “A Quadrillion Tic Tacs” Air Date: October 27, 2017 (2017-1027) Episode Subjects:

Title: “We Bungled It” Air Date: November 3, 2017 (2017-1103) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Joey's Laughing Sock Factory” Air Date: November 10, 2017 (2017-1110) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Elliott Morgan Interviews Wrestlin' Fred” Air Date: November 17, 2017 (2017-1117) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Pickle Renaissance” Air Date: November 24, 2017 (2017-1124) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Jingle Horse” Air Date: December 1, 2017 (2017-1201) Episode Subjects:

Title: “My fight with Bree Essrig - Ft. Bree Essrig” Air Date: December 8, 2017 (2017-1208) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Christmas Episode” Air Date: December 15, 2017 (2017-1215) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Other Christmas Episode” Air Date: December 22, 2017 (2017-1222) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Mortimer” Air Date: January 5, 2018 (2018-0105) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Valleyfolk!” Air Date: January 12, 2018 (2018-0112) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The People Who “Get It”” Air Date: January 19, 2018 (2018-0119) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Busy Bois” Air Date: January 26, 2018 (2018-0126) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Mike's Favorite Episode So Far” Air Date: February 2, 2018 (2018-0202) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Cloverfield Paradox” Air Date: February 5, 2018 (2018-0205) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Open Eyes… Close Eyes” Air Date: February 9, 2018 (2018-0209) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Bistro Style Olives Ft. Malcolm Barrett” Air Date: February 16, 2018 (2018-0216) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Dynamic Banter Live at The Open Space!” Air Date: February 23, 2018 (2018-0223) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Kevin Hart, on a Treadmill, in the Back of a Truck?!” Air Date: March 2, 2018 (2018-0302) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Mike's Memory Water” Air Date: march 9, 2018 (2018-0309) Episode Subjects:

Title: “How Many Spiders is Five Pounds of Spiders?” Air Date: March 16, 2018 (2018-0316) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Stand Up Comedy Stories feat. a Harmonica” Air Date: March 23, 2018 (2018-0323) Episode Subjects:

Title: ““Oh My God! WOW!”” Air Date: March 30, 2018 (2018-0330) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Aztec Death Whistle” Air Date: April 6, 2018 (2018-0406) Episode Subjects:

Title: ““Getting All Your Ducks in a Row”” Air Date: April 13, 2018 (2018-0413) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The DB DB DBs” Air Date: April 20, 2018 (2018-0420) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Dynamic Danger” Air Date: April 27, 2018 (2018-0427) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Disney's Goblins” Air Date: May 4, 2018 (2018-0504) Episode Subjects:

Title: “OUR 100TH EPISODE!!!” Air Date: May 11, 2018 (2018-0511) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Open Podcast, Close Podcast” Air Date: May 18, 2018 (2018-0518) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Thumbdrive” Air Date: May 25, 2018 (2018-0525) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Legendary Jim Strinsel” Air Date: June 1, 2018 (2018-0601) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Body Pillows” Air Date: June 8, 2018 (2018-0608) Episode Subjects:

Title: “MIKEFALZONE.COM” Air Date: June 15, 2018 (2018-0615) Episode Subjects:

Title: “STEVE SOLO With SPECIAL GUESTS!” Air Date: June 22, 2018 (2018-0622) Episode Subjects:

Title: “How To Be Successful with a Beard” Air Date: June 29, 2018 (2018-0629) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Together Again!” Air Date: July 6, 2018 (2018-0706) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Mike Doesn't Like Breakfast Burritos” Air Date: July 13, 2018 (2018-0713) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Sammy Secrets” Air Date: July 20, 2018 (2018-0720) Episode Subjects:

Title: ““Where's My Mom?!”” Air Date: July 27, 2018 (2018-0727) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Biscuit Bois” Air Date: August 3, 2018 (2018-0803) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Fool” Air Date: August 10, 2018 (2018-0810) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Clearing Your Throat in Class” Air Date: August 17, 2018 (2018-0817) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Ringo Starr's Fingers” Air Date: August 24, 2018 (2018-0824) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Stranger Engagement” Air Date: August 31, 2018 (2018-0831) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Free as a Bird” Air Date: September 9, 2018 (2018-0907) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Paul McCartney and John Lennon Came Together” Air Date: September 14, 2018 (2018-0914) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Thirty Four Questions for Delman” Air Date: September 21, 2018 (2018-0921) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Daren” Air Date: September 28, 2018 (2018-0928) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Everybody Loves Ramen” Air Date: October 5, 2018 (2018-1005) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Obvious Bad Guys” Air Date: October 12, 2018 (2018-1012) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Kingdom of Pigeons” Air Date: October 19, 2018 (2018-1019) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The MOST Motivational Episode EVER” Air Date: October 26, 2018 (2018-1026) Episode Subjects:

Title: “A BITS CLIPS SHOW?!” Air Date: November 2, 2018 (2018-1102) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Peelawrence Weeliamson Herman” Air Date: November 9, 2018 (2018-1109) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Sensitive About The Highs” Air Date: November 16, 2018 (2018-1116) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Simply Having A Wonderfully Divisive Time” Air Date: November 23, 2018 (2018-1123) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Wickwilian Family Candles” Air Date: November 30, 2018 (2018-1130) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Little Bummer Boy” Air Date: December 7, 2018 (2018-1207) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Boogie Down Get Down Mode (Mike solo)” Air Date: December 14, 2018 (2018-1214) Episode Subjects:

Title: “A Meeting with Target” Air Date: December 21, 2018 (2018-1221) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Delman has a Really Bad Day” Air Date: December 28, 2018 (2018-1228) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Now That Thing Has a Twitter Account” Air Date: January 4, 2019 (2019-0104) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Karma Account” Air Date: January 11, 2019 (2019-0111) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Ben Too Long” Air Date: January 18, 2019 (2019-0118) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Terrifying Sound of Birds Talking” Air Date: January 25, 2019 (2019-0125) Episode Subjects:

Title: “What's the Deal with Jose Canseco?!” Air Date: February 1, 2019 (2019-0201) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Nice And Sour Chicken” Air Date: Februrary 8, 2019 (2019-0208) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Courtly Love” Air Date: February 15, 2019 (2019-0215) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Famous Last Words ft Robot Doctor” Air Date: February 22, 2019 (2019-0222) Episode Subjects:

Title: “How Much Poo and Pee is in the Ocean?” Air Date: March 1, 2019 (2019-0301) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Introducing Reginald P. Flight” Air Date: March 8, 2019 (2019-0308) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Medieval Big Popper” Air Date: March 15, 2019 (2019-0315) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Heavy Breathing” Air Date: March 22, 2019 (2019-0322) Episode Subjects:

Title: “David Lee Roth” Air Date: March 29, 2019 (2019-0329) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Celebrity Bungles” Air Date: April 5, 2019 (2019-0405) Episode Subjects:

Title: “What Was In My Pocket?!” Air Date: April 12, 2019 (2019-0412) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Dynamic Banter LIVE! - At The Soda Parlor, Nashville TN” Air Date: April 19, 2019 (2019-0419) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Malcolm Barrett Returns” Air Date: April 26, 2019 (2019-0426) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Someone Locked Down Deborah” Air Date: May 3, 2019 (2019-0503) Episode Subjects:

Title: “Jumps and Runs” Air Date: May 10, 2019 (2019-0510) Episode Subjects:

Title: “The Gongformours” Air Date: May 17, 2019 (2019-0517) Episode Subjects: