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The Technical Difficulties' Prizes

The Technical Difficulties is a YouTube channel of four British gents with great discussion chemistry, and at the end of their shows it has become traditional to award a prize, typically a fictional convoluted pun. Other shows of theirs, also containing such silly prizes, can be found on other earlier channels such as Matt & Tom and TomScottGo. This list attempts to combine all known prizes of all known shows.

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Season 1

1x01 - Wedge a bike up 'em
Prize Setup: A hirsute set of small steps to get you over a fence, endorsed by the most successful member of One Direction
Prize Answer: Harry Styles' hairy stile
1x02 - A wet place in the south
Prize Setup: Feet warmers for when you're ill, embroidered with screenshots of short video posts and specially designed for hitting people in the crotch
Prize Answer: Toxic TikTok cock-kick sick socks
1x03 - Real commitment to the bit
Prize Setup: 3 extra points
Prize Answer: So now point at 3 things, please
1x04 - That hippo's gonna fly
Prize Setup: Chickpeas shaved by the star of Sharp and Game of Thrones
Prize Answer: Sean Bean's shorn beans

Season 2

2x01 - Tall, Dark, and gruesome
Prize Setup: A breakfast pastry invented by Jeremy Bentham to keep prisoners under control
Prize Answer: A “pain”opticon aux raisins
2x02 - Mate, I was sitting in that
Prize Setup: A fashionable vacuum-insulated crotch guard in the shape of a hockey championship trophy, endorsed by one of the founding fathers of the superhero genre
Prize Answer: A Stan Lee Stanley Cup Stanley Cup Cup
2x03 - We've run out of rods
Prize Setup: A small wheel to move a South Yorkshire city's mafia boss around after he's had too much Japanese pork and rice
Prize Answer: Doncaster Don Katsudon Caster
2x04 - Maths-adjacent Leisure
Prize Setup: A quote for a new overhanging roof made of marble, for one of the greatest-ever professional wrestlers
Prize Answer: Stone Cold Steve Austin's cold stone eaves' costin'

Season 3

3x01 - It's like a vibrating Churchill
Prize Setup: A spinal operation in a shady clinic while they play the biggest-selling boy band's greatest single
Prize Answer: The Backstreet Boys' Backstreet's Back backstreet back surgery
3x02 - Excellent Shaggy fact
Prize Setup: A ground-based telescope that only focuses on members of the Conservative Party
Prize Answer: An observe-a-Tory
3x03 - From waggle to warlock
Prize Setup: A round of applause that goes on for slightly too long
Prize Answer: (non-prizewinners proceed to do so, as episode fades to black and link cards display)
3x04 - I've got three hydrogens
Prize Setup: A personal driver for an attractive French chef who loves hot cauliflower
Prize Answer: C'est un chauffer pour chef chaud pour chaud chou-fleur
Or: Jacques Chirac's jacked shoe rack

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Season 1

1x01 - The Big Lobster and Drive-through Booze
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1x02 - The Newgate Novel and Condiments on Toast
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1x03 - Stefania Follini and a Moon Theremin
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1x04 - Simplehuman and Russian Toilette
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1x05 - Bossche Bol and Nun's Puffs
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1x06 - Neckarwestheim and the End of the World
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1x07 - The Counts of Andechs and Motorway Service Stations
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1x08 - The Flag of Mars and Rods from God
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1x09 - The Arctic Winter Games and Dropping the Bomb
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Season 2

2x01 - Thomas Trueblood and the Ridiculous Marathon
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2x02 - The Coffin Ray and Hugging a Penguin
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2x03 - The Centennial Light and Edison the Cheat
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2x04 - A Message from Earth and Flappy Gloves
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2x05 - The Flitch of Bacon and a Goose on a Train
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2x06 - Lisa Clayton and Cake Black Holes
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2x07 - The Swarm and the Giant Jam Sandwich
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Season 3

3x01 - The SS Bessemer and Ask Heaves
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3x02 - The Boobrie and Conservative Pandas
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3x03 - Sergeant Reckless and Terry Google
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3x04 - Sidney Weltmer and the Queen's Package
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3x05 - Jimmy Carter's Rabbit and Tinfoil Hats
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Season 4

4x01 - Graham Island and Ye Starbucks
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4x02 - Project Cybersyn and Military Fridges
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4x03 - Cello Scrotum and Radium Water
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4x04 - Shanghai Fugu and Mucky Fat
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4x05 - Victor Lustig and Binary Points
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Season 5

5x01 - The Hydraulic Telegraph and Latin Grease
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5x02 - Thomas Midgley Jr and a Pope Infestation
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5x03 - BackpackersXpress and the Disco Carriage
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5x04 - Camp Bonifas and Yorkshire Scouting
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5x05 - Camille Flammarion and a Spiritualist Story
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Live Pt.1 - Ruth Belville and Time Balls
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Live Pt.2 - The Ice Block Expedition and Chainsaw Licenses
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Live Encore - Classic Trivia Question Cards
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Season 6

6x01 - Jack Churchill and a Live Studio Audience
Prize Setup: two words mixed together by the actor who played Padme in the Star Wars prequels
Prize Answer: A Natalie Portmaneau
6x02 - The $100 Hamburger and Tach Time
Prize Setup: A visit to a late-night electrically-boosted bathing spray run by a member of boy band Another Level
Prize Answer: Dane Bowers After-Hours Power Showers
6x03 - Stephens Island Wren and the Cobra Effect
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6x04 - Julie D'Aubigny and Dueling Scars
Prize Setup: A Greek philosopher's Mexican salamander speed control
Prize Answer: An Aristotle axolotl throttle
6x05 - Acoustic Kitty and Bat Bombs
Prize Setup: Some rice, raw fish, and seaweed in the shape of a luxury car
Prize Answer: A sushi rolls Royce
6x06 - Benjamin Rush and Inventing the Bucket
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Season 7

7x01 - Charles Blondin and the Stolen Point
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7x02 - The Sark Football Team and Hovercraft Enthusiasm
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7x03 - Turra Coo and Four-Legged Juggling
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7x04 - The Flip Flap Railroad and Marshmallow Bearings
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7x05 - John Stonehouse and Dropped Trousers
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7x06 - Atomic Annie and Blue Peacock
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Season 8

8x01 - The Battle of Fishguard and “Brandy”
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8x02 - The Norwegian Butter Crisis and the Ark of Taste
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8x03 - Juan Pujol Garcia and Thirtynineitude
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8x04 - Hail Cannons and Operation Popeye
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8x05 - The Crazy Eights Incident and the Pumpy Thing
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8x06 - The Sweater Curse and Clothing Controversies
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One of These People Is Lying


Season 1

1x01 - Meatballs, Noseflutes and Judith
Prize Setup: none
Prize Answer: none (had no laptop this game to read it from)
1x02 - Parading Around The Parish
Prize Setup: none
Prize Answer: none

Season 2

2x01 - Thin Necks and Terrifying Tractors
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2x02 - Not Even A Real Abbot
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2x03 - The Sweaty Column
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2x04 - Matt's Scaly Kettle
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Season 3

3x01 - Sir Tony of Hawksville
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3x02 - Suspicious Saints
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3x03 - “Down A Bit From Tromsø”
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Season 4

4x01? - “Two Of These People Are Lying” Christmas Special
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4x02 - Beards, Beasts and Blagging
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/ 1×01 / 1×02 / 1×03

/ 2×01 / 2×02 / 2×03 / 2×04

/ 3×01 / 3×02 / 3×03

/ 4×01? / 4×02

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